23 December 2007

Global Orgasm (2)

A great success!!! From local investigation it emerged that participation to the 2nd Global Orgasm has been minimal, especially in the Eindhoven's region. People have not reacted to the call for peace. Reasons adducted were in the range:

" 7.08 am is way too early for an orgasm"
" Forgot to put it in my calendar"
"I am not interested in orgasms anyhow..."
"I did my best, but could not reach one in useful time"
" Orgasm....what's that?"

Such low participation confirms the general believe that people consider the world having the right amount of wars going on, and an initiative for war reduction is not desired. Some theorists retain that people did not want to participate to the Global Orgasm for the fear of having less wars worldwide; there is not enough scientific evidence to prove the last statement though. Next year the activists are planning a new initiative, called Local Orgasm, in order to promote local sexuality against the bad effects of globalization and capitalism.

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