[Prosecution]:
Your honor, the nature and occurrence of defendant's behavior are washing away any doubt. Despite of his age, defendant has been caught reading books with existentialistic content, engaging in sport activities, writing prose and diffusing it via Internet in the attempt of catching the attention of a large audience, buying clothes, losing weight, going out at night - even during the week- and playing music. Defendant has publicly admitted of rejecting society roles rigidity and looking for the happiness of the small wonders. Defendant has renewed his passion for politic dispute. Defendant's emotional state has peaked in dynamics and frequency, quickly alternating euphoric states with period of melancholy, reflexion, and even sadness. Your honor, collected evidence is aiming only in one direction, and I request for Defendant a condemn with maximum severity.
[Defense]:
Your honor, defense admit defendant's behavior as presented by prosecution. However defense wants to highlights how these behaviors have not been developed in recent times, but are present in the normal conduct of defendant's life since high-school times. Defendant lives a happy life, full of interests and intensity; defendant has given his contribution to politics, society, industry, science, engineering, visual arts, music and literature, and pursues an active social life, with a large number of friendships. Defendant emotions might be intenser lately, but his libido is large as it has always been. His eccentricities make him as interesting as valuable to our society.
We deny any charge, and ask the Court to rest this case.
[Court]:
Defendant, have you got something to say at your discharge?
[Defendant]:
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[Court]:
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[Defendant]:
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[Court]:
Well, than Defendant will hear this Court's verdict.
Defendant has pursued acts and behavior that clearly not fit his position and role in society. Defendant has admitted to this Court his manners, and claimed to belong to Defendant's personality and way of being since adolescence. But adolescent behaviors belong to High-School times, might worsen during College; they need to be abandoned without hesitation after these periods, and should not re-occur at Defendant's age! It's not the vanity of the late sport activities, however ridiculous, that strikes this Court; nor those frivolous hobbies and their pretensions. But how is Defendant imaging this society to go on, if every one in this world would question himself whether he or she, or his best friends are happy, or worse, how to conjugate our lives misery with its limited duration. Inadmissible!!! People of defendant's age are required to produce, open newspapers with a frown, drive middle-class cars and pay the mortgage! That is why this Court embraces Prosecution request and declares, without any chance of appellation, GUILTY OF
MID-LIFE CRISIS
Defendant's identity shall be immediately revealed to public, and all his statements shall carry the mark
"Stated under mid-life crisis" so that they can be immediately discarded without their content infecting our society. Defendant shall not be taken seriously, and defendant's jokes shall not make laugh or even smile. Conviction will last for a period of at least 1 (one) year, and will be cease only after Defendant's denial of all his eccentricities and return to a normal life. The case is closed.